Season 1 (2012)
"Deep Space 69: Unrated and Fully Unfurled" chronicles the misadventures of a transport ship in outer space led by Jay and his co-captain Hamilton.
Episodes: 15
Star Cast: Richard Gordon , Jeff Lualdi ,
Episodes List
Ep.1 Dictator Ship
Air Date: 2012-07-15
Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.
Ep.2 Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
Air Date: 2012-08-26
Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.
Ep.3 The Crotch Hugger
Air Date: 2012-09-16
Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.
Ep.4 Shipphylis
Air Date: 2012-11-11
The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.
Ep.5 License to Bone
Air Date: 2012-11-25
The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.
Ep.6 The Legend of Bronze Johnson
Air Date: 2012-12-09
Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.
Ep.7 Blade Jogger
Air Date: 2012-12-30
Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.
Ep.8 Sirens of Tetons
Air Date: 2013-01-13
Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”
Ep.9 Femalien Fatale
Air Date: 2013-01-27
The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.
Ep.10 Pride and Predator Juice
Air Date: 2013-02-10
Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.
Ep.11 She Was a Lady Planet
Air Date: 2013-02-24
The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.
Ep.12 Herman
Air Date: 2013-03-10
Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.
Ep.13 The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1
Air Date: 2013-04-11
Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.
Ep.14 The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2
Air Date: 2013-04-25
The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.
Ep.15 The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3
Air Date: 2013-05-06
Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.
