Episodes List
Ep.1 The First Guy To Ever Go Camping
Air Date: 2021-01-07
Let's sleep where the bears live.
Ep.2 The First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo
Air Date: 2021-01-15
I arrested a penguin.
Ep.3 The First Guy To Ever Open A School
Air Date: 2021-02-06
I'm gonna lecture your kids.
Ep.4 The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses
Air Date: 2021-02-19
The lenses go where? PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.
Ep.5 The First Guy To Ever Break An Arm
Air Date: 2021-03-12
It bends that way now it decided.
Ep.6 The First Guy To Ever Open A Hotel
Air Date: 2021-03-19
Sleep in my bed.
Ep.7 The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers
Air Date: 2021-04-08
Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤
Ep.8 The First Guy To Ever Play Duck, Duck, Goose
Air Date: 2021-04-15
In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.
Ep.9 The First Guy To Ever Climb A Mountain
Air Date: 2021-05-01
Maybe I won't die.
Ep.10 The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison
Air Date: 2021-05-07
Why can't I leave?
Ep.11 The First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery
Air Date: 2021-05-25
Bring me the food. Now.
Ep.12 The First Guy To Ever Sell Insurance
Air Date: 2021-06-04
Something awful could happen.
Ep.13 The First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake
Air Date: 2021-06-30
Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.
Ep.14 The First Guy To Ever Be A Sports Mascot
Air Date: 2021-07-28
I could dress up like an animal.
Ep.15 The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin
Air Date: 2021-08-06
You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.
Ep.16 The First Guy To Ever Shoplift
Air Date: 2021-08-27
I'm taking this.
Ep.17 The First Guy To Ever Graduate
Air Date: 2021-09-17
Now what?
Ep.18 The First Guy To Ever Be A Motivational Speaker
Air Date: 2021-10-25
Don't. Ever. Sleep.
Ep.19 The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime
Air Date: 2021-11-10
Okay wait. Who did this?
Ep.20 The First Guy To Ever Order Drive-Thru
Air Date: 2021-12-06
I'm not getting out.
Ep.21 The First Guy To Ever Build A Snowman
Air Date: 2021-12-12
Looks like a real person.
