Episodes List
Ep.1 The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant
Air Date: 2020-02-13
Come on in and be restored! A stranger will prepare a meal for you. Do not interact with this stranger.
Ep.2 The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert
Air Date: 2020-03-12
Ever wonder who started the tradition of raising lighters and cellphones at concerts? It was this guy. So there, now you know.
Ep.3 The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend
Air Date: 2020-04-13
Hi there hello good news I have chosen you as a person that I want to hang out with and warn when large animals are nearby.
Ep.4 The First Guy To Ever Have A Home
Air Date: 2020-06-17
Please don't come in here. Cabin in thumbnail photographed by Zachary DeBottis at Pexels!
Ep.5 The First Guy To Ever Swim
Air Date: 2020-06-30
It's summer and I love floating at the top of the drinking stuff.
Ep.6 The First Guy To Ever Play Tag
Air Date: 2020-07-07
Tag is weird. It's a weird game.
Ep.7 The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk
Air Date: 2020-07-27
Good news I found my super old berries, they tasted like fire.
Ep.8 The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped
Air Date: 2020-08-19
Look at all my bulges.
Ep.9 The First Couple To Ever Get Married
Air Date: 2020-10-01
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
Ep.10 The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced
Air Date: 2020-10-01
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
Ep.11 The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday
Air Date: 2020-10-29
Let's get fire involved.
Ep.12 The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank
Air Date: 2020-11-09
Give me people's money.
Ep.13 The First Guy To Ever Be King
Air Date: 2020-11-27
I guess I own everything.
Ep.14 The First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert
Air Date: 2020-12-10
The meal is not done.
