Episodes List
Ep.1 The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
Air Date: 2019-02-07
Why can't I just take anything I want though?
Ep.2 The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
Air Date: 2019-04-10
Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!
Ep.3 The First Guy To Ever Have A Name
Air Date: 2019-06-02
Hey person, what's your sound?
Ep.4 The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan
Air Date: 2019-07-07
Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.
Ep.5 The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
Air Date: 2019-07-31
This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.
Ep.6 The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
Air Date: 2019-08-12
He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.
Ep.7 The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
Air Date: 2019-09-02
I'm gonna smell like flowers.
Ep.8 The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
Air Date: 2019-09-11
Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.
Ep.9 The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial
Air Date: 2019-10-04
Ep.10 The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
Air Date: 2019-10-31
It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!
Ep.11 The First Guy To Ever Dream
Air Date: 2019-11-16
I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.
Ep.12 The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
Air Date: 2019-12-13
Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)
