Season 9 (2011)

A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.

Episodes: 24

Star Cast: Ashton Kutcher , Jon Cryer , Angus T. Jones , Conchata Ferrell ,

Episodes List

Ep.1 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Air Date: 2011-09-19

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

Ep.2 People Who Love Peepholes

Air Date: 2011-09-26

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

Ep.3 Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Air Date: 2011-10-03

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

Ep.4 Nine Magic Fingers

Air Date: 2011-10-10

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

Ep.5 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Air Date: 2011-10-17

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

Ep.6 The Squat and Hover

Air Date: 2011-10-24

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

Ep.7 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Air Date: 2011-10-31

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

Ep.8 Thank You for the Intercourse

Air Date: 2011-11-07

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

Ep.9 Frodo's Headshots

Air Date: 2011-11-14

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

Ep.10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Air Date: 2011-11-21

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

Ep.11 What a Lovely Landing Strip

Air Date: 2011-12-05

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

Ep.12 One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Air Date: 2011-12-12

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

Ep.13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Air Date: 2012-01-02

Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

Ep.14 A Possum on Chemo

Air Date: 2012-01-16

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

Ep.15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Air Date: 2012-02-06

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

Ep.16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Air Date: 2012-02-13

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

Ep.17 Not in My Mouth!

Air Date: 2012-02-20

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

Ep.18 The War Against Gingivitis

Air Date: 2012-02-27

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

Ep.19 Palmdale, Ech

Air Date: 2012-03-19

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

Ep.20 Grandma's Pie

Air Date: 2012-04-09

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

Ep.21 Mr. Hose Says "Yes"

Air Date: 2012-04-16

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey