Season 7 (2009)
Charlie’s romantic past catches up to him, Alan’s financial woes deepen, and Jake’s teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.
Episodes: 22
Star Cast: Charlie Sheen , Jon Cryer , Angus T. Jones , Conchata Ferrell ,
Episodes List
Ep.1 818-JKLPUZO
Air Date: 2009-09-21
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
Ep.2 Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Air Date: 2009-09-28
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
Ep.3 Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Air Date: 2009-10-05
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
Ep.4 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Air Date: 2009-10-12
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
Ep.5 For the Sake of the Child
Air Date: 2009-10-19
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
Ep.6 Give Me Your Thumb
Air Date: 2009-11-02
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
Ep.7 Untainted by Filth
Air Date: 2009-11-09
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
Ep.8 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Air Date: 2009-11-16
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
Ep.9 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Air Date: 2009-11-23
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
Ep.10 That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"
Air Date: 2009-12-07
Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
Ep.11 Warning, It's Dirty
Air Date: 2009-12-14
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
Ep.12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Air Date: 2010-01-11
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
Ep.13 Yay, No Polyps!
Air Date: 2010-01-18
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
Ep.14 Crude and Uncalled For
Air Date: 2010-02-01
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
Ep.15 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Air Date: 2010-02-08
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
Ep.16 Tinkle Like a Princess
Air Date: 2010-03-01
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
Ep.17 I Found Your Moustache
Air Date: 2010-03-08
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
Ep.18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Air Date: 2010-03-22
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
Ep.19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Air Date: 2010-04-12
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
Ep.20 I Called Him Magoo
Air Date: 2010-05-10
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
Ep.21 Gumby with a Pokey
Air Date: 2010-05-17
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
Ep.22 This Is Not Gonna End Well
Air Date: 2010-05-24
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
