Season 1

Season 1 (1991)






Episodes List

Ep.1 Pilot

Air Date: 1991-09-20

A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.

Ep.2 The Dance

Air Date: 1991-09-27

Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel.

Ep.3 Rules of the House

Air Date: 1991-10-04

Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.

Ep.4 First Anniversary

Air Date: 1991-10-11

The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.

Ep.5 Frank & Son

Air Date: 1991-10-18

Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.

Ep.6 Pulling Together

Air Date: 1991-10-25

Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.

Ep.7 Yo-Yo's Wedding

Air Date: 1991-11-01

Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.

Ep.8 Just for Kicks

Air Date: 1991-11-08

Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.

Ep.9 Into the Woods

Air Date: 1991-11-15

Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.

Ep.10 Mixed Messages

Air Date: 1991-11-22

An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.

Ep.11 A Day in the Life

Air Date: 1991-11-29

While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do.

Ep.12 The New Car

Air Date: 1991-12-06

J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.

Ep.13 Getting Organized

Air Date: 1991-12-13

Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T.

Ep.14 Home Alone

Air Date: 1992-01-03

Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.

Ep.15 Drive, He Said

Air Date: 1992-01-17

Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.

Ep.16 Bully for Mark

Air Date: 1992-02-07

Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.

Ep.17 The Boys in the Band

Air Date: 1992-02-14

J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.

Ep.18 School Daze

Air Date: 1992-02-21

Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed.

Ep.19 Country Club

Air Date: 1992-02-28

A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.

Ep.20 Daddy's Girl

Air Date: 1992-03-06

Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.

Ep.21 He Wanted Wings

Air Date: 1992-03-27

Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.

Ep.22 Beauty Contest

Air Date: 1992-04-24

Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.