Season 7 (2002)
Episodes: 23
Star Cast: Mike Judge , Kathy Najimy , Pamela Adlon , Johnny Hardwick ,
Episodes List
Ep.1 Get Your Freak Off
Air Date: 2002-11-03
Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
Ep.2 The Fat and the Furious
Air Date: 2002-11-10
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
Ep.3 Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
Air Date: 2002-11-17
Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
Ep.4 Goodbye Normal Jeans
Air Date: 2002-11-24
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
Ep.5 Dances with Dogs
Air Date: 2002-12-01
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
Ep.6 The Son Also Roses
Air Date: 2002-12-08
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
Ep.7 The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
Air Date: 2002-12-15
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
Ep.8 Full Metal Dust Jacket
Air Date: 2003-01-05
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
Ep.9 Pigmalion
Air Date: 2003-01-12
A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
Ep.10 Megalo Dale
Air Date: 2003-01-12
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
Ep.11 Boxing Luanne
Air Date: 2003-02-02
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
Ep.12 Vision Quest
Air Date: 2003-02-09
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
Ep.13 Queasy Rider
Air Date: 2003-02-16
Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
Ep.14 Board Games
Air Date: 2003-03-02
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
Ep.15 An Officer and a Gentle Boy
Air Date: 2003-03-09
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
Ep.16 The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
Air Date: 2003-03-16
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
Ep.17 The Good Buck
Air Date: 2003-03-30
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
Ep.18 I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
Air Date: 2003-04-13
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
Ep.19 Be True to Your Fool
Air Date: 2003-04-27
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
Ep.20 Racist Dawg
Air Date: 2003-05-04
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
Ep.21 Night and Deity
Air Date: 2003-05-11
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
Ep.22 Maid in Arlen
Air Date: 2003-05-18
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
Ep.23 The Witches of East Arlen
Air Date: 2003-05-18
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.
