Season 4

Season 4 (1999)






Episodes List

Ep.1 Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall

Air Date: 1999-09-26

Peggy's fate and details surrounding Cotton and Didi's newborn are revealed.

Ep.2 Cotton's Plot

Air Date: 1999-10-03

Freed from a six-week body cast, non-ambulatory Peggy takes physical therapy from Cotton, who drills her military style. Meanwhile, Hank's pals make use of her cast.

Ep.3 Bills Are Made to Be Broken

Air Date: 1999-10-24

Bill is accepting, but Hank isn't, when opposing players lie down to let an injured high-school jock break Bill's touchdown record.

Ep.4 Little Horrors of Shop

Air Date: 1999-10-31

Forced to take a vacation, Hank becomes a substitute shop teacher, and a popular one, rousing jealousy in Peggy.

Ep.5 Aisle 8A

Air Date: 1999-11-07

Hank is the only one home when houseguest Connie has her first encounter with menstruation--and neither knows what to do. Meanwhile, someone has to explain PMS to Bobby.

Ep.6 A Beer Can Named Desire

Air Date: 1999-11-14

Bill meets Cajun relatives and Hank competes for $1 million in a beer promotion at a football game in New Orleans.

Ep.7 Happy Hank's Giving

Air Date: 1999-11-21

Hank's propane-smoked turkey is a casualty in "a war called 'Thanksgiving at the Airport'" as weather stalls the Hills' trip to Peggy's folks in Montana.

Ep.8 Not in My Back-hoe

Air Date: 1999-11-28

Jealous of Hank's new acquaintance, Bill and Dale give Hank an ultimatum, and compound their mistake when they try to make amends.

Ep.9 To Kill a Ladybird

Air Date: 1999-12-12

Bobby's affection for a raccoon brings problems when Hank's dog Ladybird and Dale get into fights with the ersatz pet that could be rabid.

Ep.10 Hillennium

Air Date: 1999-12-19

A propane shortage gives Hank Y2K fears that alter his Christmas-gift plans; Dale's stash of hoarded goods is destroyed by a hamster that he was planning to use for food.

Ep.11 Old Glory

Air Date: 2000-01-09

Bobby keeps mum that his mom wrote the A-plus essay that made him a school star.

Ep.12 Rodeo Days

Air Date: 2000-01-16

Bobby's new calling is rodeo roping, but his first experience with livestock introduces him to an ambition even greater--at least to Bobby.

Ep.13 Hanky Panky

Air Date: 2000-02-06

Hank and Peggy are caught in the middle after Strickland's wife catches him with his girlfriend.

Ep.14 High Anxiety

Air Date: 2000-02-13

Hank becomes the prime suspect in an investigation led by Sheriff Buford.

Ep.15 Naked Ambition

Air Date: 2000-02-20

Bobby's accidental glimpse of a naked Luanne has Joseph yearning to get his own look. But Connie catches them trying to peep, and thinks she's the target.

Ep.16 Movin' On Up

Air Date: 2000-02-27

Luanne moves out and into the house across the alley, where her roommates don't carry any of the load.

Ep.17 Bill of Sales

Air Date: 2000-03-12

Bill becomes Peggy's star--and only--salesman in a health-food sales operation, and his profits net them a trip to a conference in San Antonio, where they must share a room.

Ep.18 Won't You Pimai Neighbor?

Air Date: 2000-03-19

Buddhist monks think Bobby is a reincarnated Lama.

Ep.19 Hank's Bad Hair Day

Air Date: 2000-04-09

After his lifelong barber loses it, Hank turns to Army haircutter Bill, who does a fine job on his first civilian head, but at a Government price, prompting Hank to declare war.

Ep.20 Meet the Propaniacs

Air Date: 2000-04-16

Bobby's impromptu comedy at a propane sale prompts Strickland to send him on the road to entertain at other outlets, leading to a big trade show in front of the Texas propane president.

Ep.21 Nancy Boys

Air Date: 2000-04-30

After joining the Hills for a free romantic dinner, the Gribbles sleep together, and guilt grabs Nancy for cheating on her lover, John Redcorn.

Ep.22 Flush with Power

Air Date: 2000-05-07

Water restrictions prompt Hank to join the zoning board, while Bobby blackmails Kahn for bribing a water-meter reader.

Ep.23 Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet

Air Date: 2000-05-14

Peggy's embarrassment about her big feet ends when she meets a fetishist who directs her in a video Hank thinks is dirty, but Peggy approves of--wholefootedly.

Ep.24 Peggy's Fan Fair

Air Date: 2000-05-21

At Nashville's Fan Fair, Peggy accuses Randy Travis of stealing her song, while Brooks & Dunn counsel Bobby about Connie.