Season 3 (2020)
Episodes: 25
Star Cast:
Episodes List
Ep.1 YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
Air Date: 2020-03-02
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
Ep.2 News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
Air Date: 2020-03-09
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
Ep.3 “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
Air Date: 2020-03-16
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Ep.4 Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
Air Date: 2020-03-30
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Ep.5 Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Air Date: 2020-04-06
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
Ep.6 BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
Air Date: 2020-04-27
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
Ep.7 News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
Air Date: 2020-03-30
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Ep.8 Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
Air Date: 2020-04-13
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
Ep.9 A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
Air Date: 2020-04-20
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
Ep.10 U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
Air Date: 2020-05-04
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Ep.11 Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
Air Date: 2020-05-11
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Ep.12 Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
Air Date: 2020-05-18
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
Ep.13 God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
Air Date: 2020-05-25
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
Ep.14 My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
Air Date: 2020-06-01
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Ep.15 Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
Air Date: 2020-06-22
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Ep.16 Good Morning, River View High!
Air Date: 2020-06-08
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Ep.17 Welcome to Bug News
Air Date: 2020-06-15
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
Ep.18 Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
Air Date: 2020-06-29
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
Ep.19 I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
Air Date: 2020-07-06
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Ep.20 Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
Air Date: 2020-07-13
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
Ep.21 All Hail Cello Chigglers!
Air Date: 2020-07-27
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
Ep.22 Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
Air Date: 2020-08-03
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
Ep.23 True Confessions of Real Newscasters
Air Date: 2020-08-10
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
Ep.24 Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
Air Date: 2020-08-17
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Ep.25 Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
Air Date: 2020-08-24
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.