Season 2 (2019)
Episodes: 23
Star Cast:
Episodes List
Ep.1 Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
Air Date: 2019-09-09
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
Ep.2 Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
Air Date: 2019-09-09
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Ep.3 Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
Air Date: 2019-10-14
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
Ep.4 You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
Air Date: 2019-10-21
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Ep.5 Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
Air Date: 2019-10-28
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Ep.6 Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
Air Date: 2019-11-04
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
Ep.7 On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
Air Date: 2019-11-11
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
Ep.8 Man Turns Home into Home Depot
Air Date: 2019-11-18
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
Ep.9 "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
Air Date: 2019-11-25
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Ep.10 Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
Air Date: 2019-12-02
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
Ep.11 Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
Air Date: 2019-12-09
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
Ep.12 Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
Air Date: 2019-12-16
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
Ep.13 We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
Air Date: 2019-12-23
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
Ep.14 One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
Air Date: 2019-12-30
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
Ep.15 True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
Air Date: 2020-01-06
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
Ep.16 Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
Air Date: 2020-01-06
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
Ep.17 Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
Air Date: 2020-01-13
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
Ep.18 Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
Air Date: 2020-01-20
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
Ep.19 Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
Air Date: 2020-01-27
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
Ep.20 Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
Air Date: 2020-02-03
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
Ep.21 Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
Air Date: 2020-02-10
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
Ep.22 Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
Air Date: 2020-02-17
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
Ep.23 Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
Air Date: 2020-02-24
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.